AND NOW A VERY SPECIAL MONSTERPLEX MESSAGE FROM GREG BULMASH

Greg Bulmash is a longtime reader of my first webcomic, The SuperFogeys. (Still going strong and finishing up its Seventh chapter today!) Greg posted one of the funniest, longest comments on SuperFogeys last night, after what was probably my millionth plug for MONSTERPLEX over there. It's so good, I had to share it with you guys. Anyone who is annoyed with my hundreds and hundreds of tweets should get a big kick out of this.

"All right, ya piles of pointless wet carbon... I've registered and voted for Monsterplex and I'm the laziest SOB on this planet! When my wife goes to take a pee, I ask her to take one for me too so I can stay on the couch and watch TV. And I've voted for Monsterplex. I gave it 5 stars. I left a comment. And I favorited it.

"Why do you want to crush Brock's dream?!?! What's wrong with you haterators. Go, vote, comment, favorite, and give it 5 stars!

"If you don't do it, the terrorists win. Seriously. The teams behind all the other comics are secretly funded by Osama Bin Ladin and the Arts & Crafts wing of Al Quaeda. There's only one way to prove you're a true patriot who despises child pornography, dirty bombs, torn underwear, and Satan worship. Go to Zuda.com now, register, vote for MonsterPlex, give it a 5-star rating favorite it, and leave a comment.

"This message was composed by an Amish minister in 1847. It has travelled around the world 57,834 times. If you go to Zuda.com now, register, vote for MonsterPlex, give it a 5-star rating favorite it, and leave a comment, the love of your life will knock on your door within 48 hours, carrying a six pack of beer and a check for a million dollars. If you do not go to Zuda.com now, register, vote for MonsterPlex, give it a 5-star rating favorite it, and leave a comment, you'll break the chain and your right butt cheek will fall off."

Thanks, Greg! You made both Erin and I laugh very, very hard.

Some awesome, awesome fan art coming up later today.

-Brock